In Which Audio is A Brat

Am I a Communications Media major? Yes.

Am I interested in television production, possibly even as a career? Yes.

Should I care about how microphones work? Yes.

Do I care how microphones work? NO.

 

I would blast some Nirvana to ease my pain, but my textbook is covering my headphone jack, and the roommate would probably not appreciate my rocking out. She’s a show tunes sort of girl.

Oh my god, I can’t ease pain because of audio equipment!

AUDIO, LEAVE ME ALONE.

 

In Which College Happens

Today, while walking across campus I heard one of my fellow students say to another “…twat. Fucking twat! And she said ‘Whoa.’ ”

Go to college, they said. Get an education, they said. Be around more intellectual people than at any other time in your life, they said.

Well, I’m off to dinner. It’s “Jersey Shore” theme night at the cafeteria. I hear there’s cannoli, and something they’re calling “Ron Ron Juice.”

Go to college, they said…