Today, while walking across campus I heard one of my fellow students say to another “…twat. Fucking twat! And she said ‘Whoa.’ ”
Go to college, they said. Get an education, they said. Be around more intellectual people than at any other time in your life, they said.
Well, I’m off to dinner. It’s “Jersey Shore” theme night at the cafeteria. I hear there’s cannoli, and something they’re calling “Ron Ron Juice.”
Go to college, they said…
The Life of Leila 